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Foolish Mortal Art

Home Alone themed table runner 26"x80" Polyester

Home Alone themed table runner 26"x80" Polyester

Regular price $59.00 USD
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals! 

Poke fun at your loved ones with this addition to your holiday decor. Enjoy some of your favorite movie quotes along the border of the runner. 

The runner is bright red and darker green.

Quotes include:

"I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass"

"Buzz your girlfriend, Woof!"

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"

"There are 15 people in this house and you are the only one who has to make trouble"

"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen"

"You're what the French call Les Incompetents"

Made from durable 8.8 oz polyester, our table throw is built to last and washable.

[Note: Due to variations in monitor settings, the actual colors may slightly differ from what you see onscreen.]

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